Saddam Bin Laden Kim Il Hussein Dead
Anti-war pundits shamed as terrorism ends forever

Looters Exercising Freedom
Rumsfeld tells ransacked Brooklyn Wal-Mart, "Stuff happens."

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Head to Baghdad

Soviet Union Next
Iraq a lesson for Soviets

Ari Fleischer's Fox News Column:
• Stay Afraid
• Support Bush
• Don't Ask Questions
• Stay Afraid

Patriot Act II, III Passed
Full Coverage:
Great bills. Period. Those against are not patriots.

Shitloads Of WMD Found All Over The Fuckin Place
"Damn right," says Pentagon

O'Reilly Interviews God
He's on our side - wore American Flag T-shirt. Hates Dixie Chicks.

$8000 Billion More for Freedom
Healthcare, social security, public education finally eradicated

Rumsfeld: Papua New Guinea Definitely Evil
What he says, goes

Iraqi Republican Guard Hiding On Easter Island
Bush: Can't hide behind heads because we'll bomb the fuck out of 'em

Jennings, Rathers Are Fags
Anti-American Queer boys - like
Bill Moyers. Fox Exclusive
 
 
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Franks: Who da man? Me. Dat's who
Report: Iraqis Imported Croissants, French Wine
What's good for Halliburton is good for Americans
Shiites, Kurds, Sunni - All the same: terrorists
Freedom Good. Anti-freedom Bad
Looters raid eBay
Bush to locate Iraq on map
FOX News Report: We have highest ratings. CNN are Liberal America Haters.
With Us Or Against Us
Anti-war = Anti-freedom = Violent Communists

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