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As 2003 came to a close, Americans looked forward to visiting their new freedom-finding friend soon.


Tour Group Plans Iraqi Vacation in 2004

Democracy To Be In Full Swing
Halliburton Tours, a subsidiary of Halliburton, will be offering 5 and 7-night packages. "Once we've liberated all the oil wells, we'll be able to divert some of our funds to building grand tourist attractions in the desert, reminiscent of Las Vegas. All the ingredients of a modern democracy will be in place - military rule, Disney World, and advertising." ... read on ...


Because, it turns out Saddam actually ATE the weapons of mass destruction.


And everyone in Iraq lived happily forever, the end.


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