 Saddam
Violates "Five Second Rule"
Foodstuff Comes Into Contact With Ground For Near
Half-Minute; U.S. Responds
A tater tot, which had fallen to
the kitchen floor of presidential palace #7, was "picked up, examined, and eaten" by
Saddam Hussein, as reported by UN weapons inspectors on site. The United
States responded swiftly by bombing Iraq's Northern and Southern "No-Fly
Zones" ... read
on ...
 U.S.
To Unleash More Weapons of Mass Delusion
Should
the United States attack Iraq - or North Korea - or even Grenada,
it would not hesitate to deploy WMD - Weapons of Mass
Delusion - if necessary, according to Donald Rumsfeld. At the Pentagon,
dozens of Bill O'Reilly clones are reportedly incubating and will
be ready for use by mid-2003. Other WMD facilities,
including Newsmax and the Rush Limbaugh Show, will be "running
at 1,000 percent" according to administration officials...
read on ...
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As
2003 began, that totally-in-bed-with-Al-Qaeda-madman Saddam Hussein continued
violating the numerous sanctions imposed on Iraq ever since losing a war
12 years prior [that was technically still being fought]. But the US was
putting the drive towards a full-blown invasion into warp speed, and FOX
News led their rivals in making sure everything the White House said was
repeated and amplified.