| Plan On Smashing
That Starbucks Window? How About A Grande Frappamochachino On Us
Instead!
Bloomberg to Award Protestors
with Discounted Tickets to Crappy Restaurants and Plays
8/18/04 - In an attempt to cash in
on protestors, New York City has come up with...get this...Special
Offers for Peaceful Activists. By wearing a special button
(and, we assume, agreeing to be peaceful) you can enjoy discounts
on dinners at Applebee's - surely the first spot I'd hit if I were
visiting this culinary capital. So if you plan on smashing any Starbucks
windows, perhaps you'll think twice before you give up a discounted
Grande Mochachino (only $2.50!)
Well, we call this discrimination, plain and simple. So we're offering buttons for the other protestors - the ones we really want to see in action. And by wearing our button, you also get discounts. Discounts on COOL stuff to do in NYC. Enjoy!
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- $5 admission to the Museum
Of Sex - a lame attraction every city has apparently
embraced
- 2-for-1 admission to the
Staten Island Zoo - Something no New Yorker knows
exists (I think this one is a scam)
- 10% off Applebee's -
Hey Wichita! Why settle for poor New York cuisine when you
can have what you're used to having at home!
- 30% off admission to Tony
& Tina's Wedding. (Wow - talk about elitist
liberal plays!)
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- Free admission
to the public rest rooms in Washington Square Park
- Free FBI blacklist removal
upon any visit to any Anarchist Book Stores
- 10% off any Pabst Blue Ribbon
at CBGB's
- 50% off baseball bats
at Sports Authority (upon written promise to smash in a
Starbucks or McDonald's window)
- 2-for-1 spraypaint
or lighter fluid at Joe's Hardware
- 10% off signage
at any Staples (anti-Bush slogan included)
- Free facemasks with the
purchase of set of gloves at any Manhattan GAP
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