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2002 ARCHIVE
12/31/02		U.S. To Unleash More Weapons of Mass Delusion
12/19/02		Whole Lotta Love
12/16/02		Official North Korean News Agency Web Site Nominated for Webby in Humor Category
12/10/02		You Choo-Choo-Choose Me!?
12/3/02		Disenfranchised Staten Islanders Declare Intifada
11/29/02		Satirists Die Another Day
11/22/02		Saddam Violates "Five Second Rule"
11/12/02		Reality Check - Eminem Is Not "Fresh"
11/10/02		First New Wave of Political Refugees Hit Australian Shores
11/5/02		Local Boy Must Choose Between Yams and Sweet Potatoes For Thanksgiving Dinner
10/24/02		President's Niece Does Her Part --- Punished For Well Over A Week
10/22/02		Conspiracy Theories Rekindled as Terrorist Act Matches Snapple Flavor
10/18/02		Accountant Suffers One Injury While Fighting Multiple Wars
10/16/02		Bush Condemns Nigerian Mother’s Execution as Barbaric
10/11/02		Oscar the Grouch To Host New "Reality Education" Talk Show
10/5/02		National Republican Weather Service Predicts Hurricane Kyle to Strike Florida With 400 MPH Winds
10/2/02		Iraq To Turn Over CD-ROMs Containing Biowar Plans, Allow Unfettered Access to "Favorites"
9/27/02		Bush Announces Iraq War Strategy: Operation Lunchables
9/24/02		Despite Critical Acclaim, American Public Finds Antiques Roadshow "Fucking Lame."
9/14/02		Mountain Dew Pushing Department of Homeland Security for Code Red
9/10/02		Orange You Glad You Don't Ask Questions?
8/6/02		Bush Declares South Of The Border A National Cultural Heritage Site
8/1/02		New Corporate Fraud Bill To Include "Probe Alternative" Provision
7/27/02		Administration Reveals All Future Military Plans
7/15/02		Red Sox Trade Ted Williams Alpha Clone After Lackluster Rookie Season
7/10/02		FBI Warns Of Possible Assassination Plot
6/30/02		UN Slams Ants for Geneva Conventions Violations
6/27/02		TRIFECTA! (Laughter)
6/22/02		Study: 99.9999999% Unable to Make A Difference - Should Stop Trying
6/19/02		NAACP Claims Black M&Ms Miscounted in Recent Vote for New Color
6/17/02		Jiffy Pop Dirty Bomb Plot Foiled... er... Unfoiled
6/12/02		Vajpayee, Musharraf to Settle Kashmir Dispute in the Ring
6/10/02		Michigan Movement Gains Momentum
6/5/02		Sit 'N Spin Helps Arafat, Sharon Make Peace
6/2/02		Women's Magazines Promote Self-Esteem By Advocating Whoredom; Typically Edited By Losers
5/23/02		Castro Refuses to Recognize Florida Until "Free and Fair Elections" Take Place
5/8/02		Evil Axis Hires Vince McMahon, Aims For Marketing Blitz
5/4/02		Pope Reassigned to Uranus
4/29/02		Kim Jong Il to Leave 'Axis of Evil', Pursue Career In Fashion Industry
4/21/02		Allies, MTV Rebuild Afghanistan's Buddha Statues
4/15/02		Humor Is Dead Officially Becomes One Millionth Website To Feature "Bush Head On Wrong Body Gag"
4/11/02		Americans No Longer Allowed To Travel - Must See World Through "Reality Shows"
4/9/02		Humor Is Dead Named AOL Time Warner Site of the Year
4/3/02		Nerds Disappointed by Classic Play
4/2/02		Actor's Guild To Replace Democrats In Congress
3/29/02		Pope Outraged By Good Friday Incidents
3/23/02		The Bushes Are Coming! The Bushes Are Coming!
3/18/02		Woman Displays "Potato Chips That Look Like Countries the U.S. Has Bombed" Collection
3/12/02		Bill Clinton Found in Afghani Cave
3/7/02		Educators Declare: "Alan Jackson Doesn't Know Shit From Shiite Either"
3/2/02		President's Cat Accidentally Launches Nuclear Strike on Pakistan
2/25/02		Korean-American Wins Medal; Crowd Silent
2/24/02		Answer To Most Questions Lies in Big Booty
2/19/02		Local Man, Area Man Team Up in Lawsuit Against Website
2/9/02		Region 15 School System to Act Unilaterally
1/31/02		The Pruneburger Plot
1/25/02		War on Terrorism to be Fought Alphabetically
1/19/02		Wah-Wah Surgically Removed From Foot of Metallica Guitarist
1/15/02		Absolutely Fabulous!
1/9/02		American Broadcast Journalism Reaches Another New Low
1/6/02		Meat the Press (or - To Protect, Then Serve)