Hey
Noam Chomsky - Put On Some Makeup!
9/22/01
- Who are these "intellectuals" that debate peculiar things like
"globalization" and "hegemony" at a time like this? We don’t need
any of this talk. We need to hear about how Afghanistan is going
to be turned into a basketball court (Steve Dunleavey - NY Post).
We need some reassurance that it "doesn’t matter" how many civilians
are mowed down in an attempt to locate this Bin Laden character
(Bill O’Reilly - FOX’s O’Reilly Factor). If these leftist clowns
want their voices to be heard, they need to stop yapping at each
other like they’re attending Henny Penny’s weekly bridge tournament
at Goldilock’s house while the three Bears are away. This isn’t
fuckin tea time. I mean, we already know one billion people on
this planet have no clean drinking water, two billion have no
electricity, three billion have never made a phone call from their
home, and a human being dies of starvation every 3.6 seconds.
Irrelevant.
We also already know that America
has bombed 23 countries since WWII and Kissinger helped support
a regime in Chile that tortured its people and we
supplied Saddam with weapons and aid and we helped violent
extremist muslims against the Soviets in Afghanistan and we
supported Indonesia’s slaughter of innocents in East Timor
and U.S.-backed
Israelis may have massacred a few thousand people and on and
on and on. SNORE!! ZZZZZZZ! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT! Again...IRRELEVANT!
Hey
- Noam Chomsky and your merry band of graduate school gown-wearing
goons - we have a suggestion for you: makeup. Yes - makeup. Insane
Clown Posse. Marilyn Manson. Kiss. Slipknot.
If you want to educate American youth, cut the crap with facts
and figures and "I told you so’s" every time a helpless third
world passerby ends up a shriveled corpse thanks to such intangibles
as "U.S. sanctions". Start wearing really spooky makeup and, instead
of talking to a bunch of pansy-ass ivy league art fags, bellow
through one of those cookie monster voice effect devices at moshpits!
