Yup, Everything Czechs Out OK Over On CNN

9/25/01 - As reported on AOL's "You-Got-News, Kinda" network, the entire population of Switzerland has been relocated to what was once known as The Czech Republic, in a move described by most Europeans as "confusing" and "typical of American ignorance". Directors of AOL, when asked about what they saw wrong with the picture, were quoted as saying, "Poland? I thought the Soviets controlled that, or something". The Pentagon had no comment.