Dole Pops a Rod

4/2/01 - Let's see here...conservatives are constantly bemoaning the loss of family values and the horrid intrusion of sex (such a foreign concept to these people) in popular culture. I mean, look at these barely post-pubescent popstars, traipsing around in next to nothing and forcing evil hard-ons on unsuspecting American teens! Now let's examine this new Pepsi commercial...Britney spears disposes of clothes, large phallic Pepsi bottle ejaculates great flashes of light, and our Viagra-popping friend Bob Dole exclaims "Easy Boy!" as he looks on with glorious masturbatory satisfaction. God Bless Ya Bob!!!!!! Liz is gonna get a bone tonight!!!