Raises Threat Level To Merlot
Directive Changes From "Run"
Amid rumors of bomb plans on major croissant distributors, France
raised its terror threat alert from White Zinfandel to Merlot. This
is the first time the level has been raised into the true reds,
and French citizens are expected to act accordingly by immediately
electing a communist and hiding in their wine cellars.
nibble on cheese, be pensive
McDonald's, watch hollywood movies,
then bitch and moan about
including an unoriginal jab at the French, the editors at Humor
Is Dead are officially exempt from government suspicion as dissenters,
and meet the seal of approval from FOX news, Matt Drudge, Ann Coulter,
Sean Hannity, and The Man Formerly Know As Dennis Miller.