Residents of Kansas and Nebraska to Switch
Headline Finds Home Under "...And Moronic News From Other States" Tagline In Several California Newspapers

Residents of Kansas and Nebraska will soon switch to each others' state, in a move described by common neighbor Colorado as 'lengthy'.

7/30/03 - The grass is always greener on the other side ... of the state line. Ain't that clever!

The passing of separate legislative efforts in Nebraska and Kansas means the entire population of the two states have successfully cleared the final hurdle in their bid to swap residency.

Kansas, the 15th largest state, lies just south of Nebraska. The nation's 16th largest state. And while Kansas mainly produces cattle and wheat, Nebraska produces cattle and corn. The differences end there.

Longtime North Platte, Nebraska resident Paul Spencer says he looks forward to now becoming a longtime resident of Kansas.

"I've always thought that they had it better in Emporia, Kansas. I can't wait to find out." says the soon-to-be-slightly-disappointed Spencer.

In fact, residents of both states will notice much will remain the same. The same chain restaurants, same featureless landscape, and, of course, the Walmarts. Some wouldn't want it any other way.

"The state bird, tree, and insect are the same, and I like that," says Betty Getty of Wichita, Kansas. "I couldn't live in a state that didn't endorse the Meadowlark, Cottonwood, or Honeybee. I just couldn't. Really."

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