Man Purchases Mini-Cam With No Intention Of Filming Wife Blowing Him
Suspicious Neighbors Contact Authorities

3/12/03 - Jim Edwards of Worcester, Massachusetts eagerly awaits the arrival of his mini-cam.

“I can’t wait to set this up on my windowsill and capture the spring mating rituals of the hummingbird.

Suspicious neighbors were astounded by Edwards’ claim that the tiny camera, which can be connected to a computer and/or hidden in any available nook or cranny, was not to be used to capture women in various stages of undress, including his wife.

“The thought of walking around a mall with it attached to my shoes to film up women’s skirts never even crossed my mind.” Edwards said. “Nor was I planning on putting it in my 19 year-old live-in Nanny’s bedroom…or shower for that matter.”

Edwards also claims he had no intention of ever using it to capture sexual activity between he and his wife and sharing those films and images with various online communities who specialize in such things.

Every spring Edwards sets up all the required paraphernalia to attract hummingbirds – he has been successful every year since 1984, according to his wife, who has been described as “asexual” by her husband.