President's Niece Does Her Part --- Punished For Well Over A Week

10/24/02 - Noelle Bush, daughter of the Governor of the great state of Florida, is being held as a political prisoner helping the good fight in the "War on Drugs".

Ms. Bush, 25, was sentenced for possessing crack cocaine while in rehab. It appears Ms. Bush was single-handedly trying to stem the flood of cheap crack on the streets by ingesting as much of the drug as she possibly could.

"I hope I can keep this filth out of the hands of children" a defiant Ms. Bush said as she was led out of court. A white crusty substance believed to be semen was caked on her face, proof she was doing all she could.

Normally such a charge would carry up to one year, but the judge felt leniency was in order due to her struggle. Ms. Bush was sentenced to ten days.

Ms. Bush has also been arrested for comparable civil disobedience. Last year she apparently tried to keep Xanax, a prescription anti-anxiety drug, out of children's hands by falsifying a prescription to a Tallahassee pharmacy. "You know, it's like, I always think of the children".

Her loving, caring, law-abiding parents have refused comment on the matter, asking their privacy to be respected. This reporter, for one, feels we should all respect that right.

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