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Iraqi Housewives Find Joy, Convenience In Western No-Spill Cartons
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Iraqi mom - absolutely fucking ecstatic as spills become a thing of the past

6/13/03 - Busy Iraqi moms across the country are celebrating liberation with new western conveniences such as the revolutionary no-spill carton, kid-friendly, individually-wrapped PJ Squares™, squeezable Cool Whip® pouches, Lunchables and Munchables.

Mrs. Fareeza Hassad's life has just gotten a lot easier, thanks to western advances.

"If my kids wanted an after-school snack of yogurt, I'd have to milk the goats, inoculate the cultures, and ferment for weeks. Today I just put handy Go-Gurt™ Tubes in their lunches and that's it!"

PJ Squares™ have become another hit for moms and kids alike in Iraq and Afghanistan. Each easy-to-eat slice combines a protein-rich layer of peanut butter with a fresh fruit gel. There's no need for refrigeration, which is a big plus in a country whose electric grid has been decimated.

"My kids love the new triangular-shaped cans for tortilla chips. And I love the new Cool Whip® squeeze dispenser pouch. No messes. No fuss. Happy kids. What more can a mom ask for, really?"

Moms are expressing similar joy over squeezable peanut butter, plastic ketchup bottles (no more waste) and dual pump action toothpaste and mouthwash.

Advances in consumer packaging are bringing democracy, convenience to the Middle East
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