| Iraqi
Housewives Find Joy, Convenience In Western No-Spill Cartons
Moms Learn Kix is
Kid Tested, Mother Approved

Iraqi
mom - absolutely fucking ecstatic as spills become a thing
of the past |
6/13/03 - Busy Iraqi moms across the country are
celebrating liberation with new western conveniences such as the
revolutionary no-spill carton, kid-friendly,
individually-wrapped PJ Squares™, squeezable Cool Whip®
pouches, Lunchables and
Munchables.
Mrs.
Fareeza Hassad's life has just gotten a lot easier, thanks to western
advances.
"If
my kids wanted an after-school snack of yogurt, I'd have to milk
the goats, inoculate the cultures, and ferment for weeks. Today
I just put handy Go-Gurt™
Tubes in their lunches and that's it!"
PJ
Squares™ have become another hit for moms and kids
alike in Iraq and Afghanistan. Each easy-to-eat slice combines a
protein-rich layer of peanut butter with a fresh fruit gel. There's
no need for refrigeration, which is a big plus in a country whose
electric grid has been decimated.
"My
kids love the new triangular-shaped cans for tortilla chips. And
I love the new Cool Whip® squeeze dispenser pouch. No messes.
No fuss. Happy kids. What more can a mom ask for, really?"
Moms
are expressing similar joy over squeezable peanut butter, plastic
ketchup bottles (no more waste) and dual pump action toothpaste
and mouthwash.
Advances in
consumer packaging are bringing democracy, convenience to the Middle
East |