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Uncle Sam & The Taliban

8/16/01
- OK lemmings, pop quiz. When talking nutty ultra-extremism, what comes to mind? Which country has banned picnics, music, and even applause? Where the women must wear burqas or get beaten senseless, if they are lucky? No clue? Maybe you watch network news ... they're also the folks that blew up the statues.

It's the Afghanistan Taliban, brought to you, in part, by the makers of manifest destiny, the good ol' U.S. of A. So far in fiscal year 2001, the U.S. Government has given Afghanistan $132,000,000. I'm sure the money gets to people that need it. In fact, the Taliban has just banned the Internet, so they'll never know what they're missing!

And how has the U.S. helped create the Taliban in the first place? $3 billion to arm and train the young refugees during the Soviet occupation in the 80s. The 90s saw the rise of the Taliban; the American-made weapons proving their worth in overpowering all other post-war rebel factions. It's Islam to the extreme, baby!

Today, the oil-influenced Bush administration considers Afghanistan more of a business partner than an executioner of crimes against all civil humanity. A 4.5 billion dollar pipeline is being planned to be built across Afghanistan, financed by the special-interest of American outfit Unocal. Former CIA chief Richard Armitage, now the current Deputy Secretary under Colin Powell, has ties to Unocal in past oil endeavors in nearby Burma.

Go buy another SUV America!
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