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 The
Shape of "Things" To Come
11/12/01
- Don't you hate it when the kid's skull isn't quite the way you
like it? Well, it's your kid, and you must be intelligent because
you're an adult, so why don't you, figuratively, "take matter
into your own hands". Skull matter, that is.
Yes, the baby is fine, but went through quite an ordeal when dad
fractured the boy's skull in an attempt "to make it look
more like his own".
 Obviously,
the skullcrushing dad hadn't followed procedure as outlined in
Baby Beautiful: A Handbook
of Baby Head Shaping. The slacker editors of h.i.d. obtained
a copy and reveal a few of the controversial topics covered:
Chapter 3: Getting a Good Grip
Chapter 8: Tips On Making The Cranium More Malleable
Chapter 14: Oops, Is There An 'Undo' Button?
Chapter 17: Advanced Tetrahedrons, Cones, and Freeform Configurations
Chapter 22: Opposable Designs for Twins
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