Monica's blue dress is displayed next to Bush's 'third sock' in a new exhibit opened this week. The "Presidential 'Seal of Approval' Collection at the Adult Section of the Presidential Artifact Wing of the Smithsonian" is quite a mouthful, then again, if it was a mouthful, the Smithsonian wouldn't have the evidence to present it.

Sock From Bush's Combat Suit Gets Placement Next to Lewinsky's Dress at Smithsonian
"Both Artifacts Feature Presidential 'Seal of Approval'", Says Museum Curator [nudge-nudge, wink-wink]

7/12/03 - It's official. The purported "third sock" worn by the president during an aircraft carrier landing in early May has arrived at the Smithsonian, and is accompanying Monica's infamous blue dress in a "Presidential 'Seal of Approval' Collection".

The sock is being placed in close proximity to the dress because they share a common feature: cum stains. They are the only two garments known to contain samples of presidential peckerbutter.

"While the stain on the dress is obvious, and a little disturbing, the amount found on the sock is only a fraction by comparison," says museum curator Jack Hoff. "We only know there is a stain on the sock because we sent it out to have it tested. Sure enough, just a dab. We postulate what we have here is simply pre-ejaculatory drip on the sock. He had a big day."

"The dress, on the other hand, well that's more of the checker-flag splooge variety," commented Hoff. Thanks for the clarification Jack.

The national museum's newly expanded Adult Section of the Presidential Artifact Wing also contains R-rated objects from other past presidents and their wives. Included are Harry S Truman's cock ring, Dolly Madison's wooden hand-crank vibrator, a tube of StayHard cream belonging to Lyndon Johnson, Mary Todd Lincoln's "log", and Chester Arthur's ceramic butt plug. The museum is open Monday through Saturday from 9pm - 2am, with a $10 cover charge and a two-drink minimum.