Americans Continue To Wrap SUVs In Biting Irony
On the surface, the evildoings of one really evil muthafucker not only united a society based primarily on Hollywood movies and television, it has also furthered the cause of American jingoism, history's erasure, and a war ironic in fashion as it's function is to preserve freedom by taking away civil liberties. Furthermore, after the devastating terrorist attacks of September 11, flags, bumper stickers, and other consumer goods produced in third-world Free Trade Zones became commonplace on America's fleet of SUVs. To the chanting of "U-S-A!", most missed the complex irony surrounding the aggressive push towards the complete domination of the global oil market by American forces now firmly placed in Central Asia, a move necessary to provide fuel to a blatantly-wasteful consumer market in the United States. The former CEO of Halliburton, the former CEO of Arbusto Oil, and Bush's corporate-minded army of cabinet members and advisors were unavailable for comment. (try this link too)