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War and Peace
12/23/01 - As was clearly inferred from this year's White House Christmas Card (image below), President Bush promised our coming palindrome year to be a "War Year", followed in 2003 by a "Oil Pipeline Building Year", and then "C'mon, Are Elections Absolutely Necessary Year" for 2004. When questioned on the choice of Psalm 27:8, recommended reading "when we are angry", Bush commented:"Evildoers, justice will be served, tomorrow, a month from now, a year from now, evil evil, keep shopping, evil".

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