American Broadcast Journalism Reaches Another New Low
1/9/02 - CNN finally told the truth a couple weeks ago. About 10 times over the weekend before last, CNN ran an ad promoting Paula Zahn's new morning show, American Morning, which had a male announcer purring, "Where can you find a morning news anchor who's provocative, super-smart, oh yeah, and just a little sexy?" The word sexy then flared onto the screen, accompanied by a noise that sounded like a zipper being undone.

We at Humor Is Dead were horrifed...that CNN would assume that only female anchors can be sexy enough to jerk off to. What about Sam Donaldson and Ted Koppel?! Squisha squisha squisha squisha....