"He
was
," according to fellow resident
."
told me of his secret just prior to his public announcement, and
then
to
my
."
Soon
thereafter
and
took to the streets in protest.
were called in to
, which seems to have
.
Asked
of the outcome, witness
said, "As with everything in life, sometimes you
, and sometimes
."
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