No
need to sync with your computer. Never worry about having to upgrade
to keep up with the Joneses! This lightweight gadget needs no batteries!
Never needs to be charged! Easily replaceable! Infinitely upgradable
and expandable! Version 1.0 is all you'll ever need!
| "How
can such a thing exist?" You might ask. We've developed
something we call "opaque writing vessels". This space
age technology defies Moore's law, because you'll NEVER have
to install more memory chips or upgrade the central processing
unit. Unlike Windows, Palm Pilot, and other clunky operating
systems, you're not confined to indistinguishable icons and
vague buttons. You don't have to carry around ports and plugs
and wires every time you go to the office. And you'll save hundreds
of dollars, because one Pad n' Pen© can be shared with the
whole family! |
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Use Pad
n' Pen in the office for reminders! Store your important contacts
with no worry of running out of space! Don't forget your anniversary
ever again! It's portable and detachable, so you can keep a record
of area "massage parlors" and hide it away from the main
unit in a safe location without worrying about busybodies! You'll
never need another personal assistant again with this device! We guarantee
it, or you'll receive a full refund! Order yours today!
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