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In-nose Ionic Air Purifier
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Wi-Fi
Fruit Bowl |
Ringtone
Amplifier |
GPS
Keyfinder |
 In-nose
Ionic Air Purifier…
Think you've seen our smallest air purifier?
Don't hold your breath!
In 1996, we brought you the world's first Ionic purifier for the home.
We followed that up in 1997 with a purifier designed especially for
the bathroom. The year 2000 brought our miniaturized version exclusively
for your car. So why do some places still stink? We can't answer that,
but we can offer you a revolutionary new ionic air purifier that takes
the stench out of life. Based on our proven ionic technology, this
purifier is meant to be worn in the nostril!!! That's the place most
smells happen, so no matter where you are, you can count on clean,
safe air that's miles away from what everyone else breathes. A long-life
alkaline D-cell battery powers the purifier for up to 75 minutes of
pure, refreshing respiration. The included nose-clip permits hands-free
operation for the ultimate in convenience.
# 88723 Purifier……$49.99
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 Wi-Fi
Fruit Bowl…
The first internet ummm… appliance!
If you're like most of our customers, your mind
is full of important facts and questions like, "why do French
people have such big cheeks?" or, "will I get a shock if
I lick that?" With all these vital things to remember, you've
barely got time to acknowledge the apples putrefying in the kitchen
fruit bowl. We hear you and we're here to help with another stunning
product to make your life simpler and slightly less affordable. Our
Wi-Fi fruit bowl harnesses the latest in communications technologies
to notify you of low produce problems. Simple enter your cell number,
fax number and email address into the fruit bowl's base, set the low
weight warning limit, and your fruit bowl will send you messages on
a crucial shortage…every 15 minutes!!! It's like getting free
spam!
#87922 Wi-Fi Bowl…..$249.99
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 Cell
Phone Ringtone Amplifier…Now Hear This!!
Don't you just hate when you are at a restaurant,
a movie or a concert and you can't hear your cell phone ring because
of all the extraneous noise caused by waiters, actors, instruments…etc?
I know I do. Changing your ring tone only disguises the problem. Your
wimpy ring tone probably accounts for those impolite stares from those
around you who haven't got your connections. What you need is the
kick of an extra 40 decibels. Introducing our patented ring tone amplifier
with mega-bass! No longer will you have to tilt your head to hear
the faint bleat of someone trying to reach you with urgent news. Our
amplifier cranks out a heady 30 watt signal easily detectable up to
150 yards away!!! A convenient thumb-switch allows you to turn off
the speaker system to prevent broadcasts of your conversation after
you answer the call…but what the hell, they're hearing half of
it anyway!
# 89095 Ringtone Amplifier ... $99.99
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 GPS
Keyfinder
… you've found the perfect gift!!!
Most keyfinding devices rely on inexpensive
sound-detection technologies. But why settle for cheap parlor tricks
when you can engage 24 MEO satellites to undo your chronic forgetfulness?
Simply attach the included GPS transponder to your keys, then go
and lose them as you normally would. Time for technology to take
over! The transponder beacon sends out its position every 11 minutes.
Not only will your keys always know where they are, but you stand
a better chance of finding them on the included GPS display module.
The full color LCD display pinpoints lost keys to within 50 meters!!!
A reassuring on-screen red blip keeps you on target while letting
those around you know "this guy's on to something!"
# 90713 GPS Keyfinder……
$349.99
# 14723 GPS Service Subscription ...$39.99/mo
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Exciting
Gifts From The Sharper Fromage!
